Empty Your Pockets
Women Police
A parade is in progress. The force consists exclusively of women police constables. Now the observation and commands follow:
Parade commander: Young police officials, fall in line. Attention.
Police force takes up positions in order.
Commander: The third row presents a disgusting sight. Don't you know you have to come with empty pockets for the parade?
Women Sergeant: Sir, the pockets are empty. Nothing further remains to be emptied.
Commander: No. I distinctly see mischievous inviting bulges inside the pockets. Empty the pockets at once.
Sergeant: No Sir, I beg to submit they are natural volcanoes about which uniforms can do little.
Commander: Then bring the culprits to me at my office. The bulges need surgical intervention.
Sergeant: Yes Sir. Your orders will be carried out.
Parade commander: Young police officials, fall in line. Attention.
Police force takes up positions in order.
Commander: The third row presents a disgusting sight. Don't you know you have to come with empty pockets for the parade?
Women Sergeant: Sir, the pockets are empty. Nothing further remains to be emptied.
Commander: No. I distinctly see mischievous inviting bulges inside the pockets. Empty the pockets at once.
Sergeant: No Sir, I beg to submit they are natural volcanoes about which uniforms can do little.
Commander: Then bring the culprits to me at my office. The bulges need surgical intervention.
Sergeant: Yes Sir. Your orders will be carried out.
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