Epic Party King Charlie Sheen Says 'Can't is the Cancer of Happen'

Charlie Sheen thinks 'can't' is the 'cancer of happen', and that Frank Sinatra, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards and many others use drugs, or party like 'droopy eyed armless children' - compared to his self professed epic partying. These are just two of the chuckle inducing gems Sheen shared with ABC News reporter Andrea Canning.

ABC's Andrea Canning asked Charlie Sheen, "Are you worried you're going to relapse?" Sheen shot back, "No. Because I'm not going to. Period. The End. I blinked and I cured my brain, that's how. Because everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. Can't is the cancer of happen. I can't do it. The Nike slogan doesn't say, 'Just try it'... Duh... Uh OK.... Just do it man!"

Sheen went on to make it quite clear, for all who care, that he's the self anointed, undisputed party king - perhaps of all time - when he offered up this nauseating nugget. "What's not to love? It was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them, look like droopy eyed armless children."

Canning pressed Sheen further about his demonic drug diatribe by asking, "You don't worry that you're going to die from taking that many drugs?" Charlie Sheen refused to let any sense of reality into his puffy party philosophy, and answered, "Dying's for fools. I'm sorry for the guys that that's happened to, but you should have read the directions before you showed up at the party."

Here are a few of the 'fools' that, according to Charlie Sheen's advice for proper drug taking and partying, should have heeded his veteran, pharmacological advice and read the directions before partying: Janis Joplin, River Phoenix, John Belushi, Michael Jackson, Anna Nicole Smith and Heath Ledger.

Unlike Charlie Sheen, most of us wouldn't call these iconic celebrities fools. Arguably perhaps, we'd characterize their addictive behavior which led to their untimely deaths as foolish. In that same spirit, let's all hope Sheen stops any further foolish behavior, for his own health, and most of all for the sake of his children.

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