Erin Andrews Video Peephole Tape: Ten Ways Erin Andrews Can Prevent This from Ever Happening Again!

Have you had enough of Erin Andrews peephole videos and Erin Andrews peephole tapes and Erin Andrews peephole pics? If you answered yes, you're a minority. It's been over seven days since her initiation into porn stardom, and people haven't gotten sick of her yet.

The question is, is Erin Andrews sick of the peephole videos being posted and falsely posted every which way? If so, I have ten tips for her to follow if she never wants this to happen again. Using these ten tips, she will be able to kick herself out of the spotlight forever, and never have to worry about another peeping Tom video starring herself ever again.

One: Dye her hair gray. So her haters tell her she's a dumb blonde? They'll never say that again.

Two: Never wear makeup again. Ever.

Three: Buy seven pairs of mom jeans, one for each day of the week. Preferably "Lee" or "St. John's Bay" brand. Refuse to wear any other pants besides these. As an added bonus, there's no need to iron them, so she won't need to stand naked in a room while ironing her pants, either.

Four: Wear XXXL T-shirts bearing quilted patterns, teddy bears, kitties, Pooh bear, or Santa Claus. Reject any designer clothing, even if designers make it especially for her and beg her to wear it on the red carpet.

Five: Leave her hair just the way it is when she comes out of the shower. No hairstyle, no need to stand naked in front of a mirror curling her hair.

Six: Sleep in her clothes. The T-shirts and jeans will double as pajamas, and she'll never be taped changing out of them at night before going to bed or when waking up in the morning. Any stripping and redressing can be done in the bathroom, with the door closed, right before she gets in or out of the shower.

Seven: Start eating several candy bars a day, a couple milkshakes, 4 slices of pizza... you get the picture. No svelte figure? No ESPN reporting job.

Eight: Never stay at a hotel, bed and breakfast, camping ground, or any other rentable space ever again.

Nine: Wear plenty of bulky, protective clothing to cover her figure when stepping out of the house. Galoshes, raincoats, and darkened safety glasses work perfectly for this job.

Ten: Quit her job as an ESPN reporter and take a back position at McDonald's.

By utilizing any one of these ten tips, Erin Andrews can avoid anyone ever wanting to videotape her again. Just think how effective her strategy would be if she used all ten.

And that, my friend, is how to put an end to the Erin Andrews peephole tape scandal ever replicating itself in similar form.

Source:
http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/21/erin-andrews-peeping-tom-naked-video-inside-job/