Ever Considered Plastic Surgery ... Down There? 10 Reasons to Have a Vaginoplasty
The process known as 'Vaginoplasty', or sometimes known as 'Genitoplasty' is the process of changing the shape of the lips, or the labia, and or reducing the hood of skin covering the clitoris. It can also include making the vagina shorter, thus supporting inadequate males. This gives keeping up with the Jones' a whole new meaning. Naturally this procedure does carry some risk.
Some of the reasons why woman are wanting to reduce their womanhood were such lifestyle reasons like unable to take communal showers (possibly dragging on the ground), unable to comfortably ride a bike (possibly getting caught in the spokes), and avoiding certain sexual practices (hmmm...)
Well anyway, if your in the market for a hot, flashy new vagina, then listen up. Heres the run down. It can be done on an outpatient basis in under 2 hours. Prices range anywhere from $3500-$8000. The bigger you are, the more expensive it gets. Here are some of the best reasons to customize and purchase your sporty new designer vagina:
Number 10: You get a free cleaning, and oil change.
Number 9: Haven't you seen spinners on a vaginal piercing?
Number 8: Lips! Lips! They weren't calling you fish lips for nothing.
Number 7: Gas prices are extraordinary these days.
Number 6: Gives 'Lip Tuck' a whole new meaning.
Number 5: Better Mileage.
Number 4: And you thought stretch Hummers were cool.
Number 3: This is a Real muscle car.
Number 2: I always thought a Heads Up Display would be cool on a Vagina.
Number 1 Reason to get a Designer Vagina: Lube Job.
So there you have it. Ladies, line up, grab a number, and make yourself feel better. If not for cosmetic reasons at least for safety reasons.
Watch out for those spokes!
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