Everything You Need to Know About Life is Right at Your Local Burger King

shane durbec
Have you been feeling down lately? Do you think you need some personal feedback to determine if the choices you are making in your life are the right ones? Just look to your local Burger King for all of the answers.

It seems as if Burger King has resorted to heavy psychology when it comes to convincing its customer base that eating at Burger King is a smart move. Today while sipping a fruit punch from Burger King I noticed that the cup had a personal message that was directed right at me. It was as if they tapped right into my feelings.

Here is what is printed directly on my Burger King cup: "This cup makes a statement about you. It says, 'Hey, look at me, I'm an ambitious yet responsible person.' You could have gone larger, but you didn't. You could have gone smaller, but again you deferred. No, you know exactly what you want in life, nothing more, nothing less. It's good when you have things your way."

They really understand me. I feel like eating there more often.

I thought I would share this with all of my online friends to help all of you live better lives through the Burger King way.

Published by shane durbec

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  • pam pleasant1/10/2009

    Bk is fine-however i wont eat there because I do not eat meat:)

  • J. E. Davidson11/14/2008

    Unfortunately, our local BK shut down after being open only a few years, for lack of business. I guess I'll have to travel out of town to find out what life is all about....

  • J. E. Davidson11/14/2008

    Unfortunately, our local BK shut down after being open only a few years, for lack of business. I guess I'll have to travel out of town to find out what life is all about....

  • Stoneskin11/12/2008

    That would be the ideal life, living each moment guided, councelled and encouraged by Burger King.

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