Everything You Needed to Know About Zombies

Zombies, there will be thousands of them roaming the streets tonight, trick or treating, or heading off to parties no doubt in search of brains, but what would you do if you met one? I don't mean those playing the part, but a real zombie unlike one poor gentleman who was thought to be a real life murder victim when he fell asleep in costume on a train.
http://africa.reuters.com/odd/news/usnL29332680.html

But Zombies don't exist, do they?

Ah, but are you so sure?

One website went out of its way to show what the five top causes of a real Zombie apocalypse might be. http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

So what would you do if you woke up one morning to find your neighbor in search of fresh brains to eat? How would you survive? Well, we all know that Zombies have to be killed by decapitation or destroying the brain, but where would you hold up? How would you handle that? Have no fear, dedicated Zombie fans have taken steps to help prepare mere mortals for just such a situation!

First you would need a Zombie fighting kit. All good citizens should have one just in case. Or maybe two, one in the car and one at home. Three if you work outside of the home, well that's unless you're already working for a Zombie!

http://www.realitywired.com/2007/10/30/be-prepared-with-the-emergency-zombie-kit/

So once you have your Zombie fighting kit then what do you do? Well, have you got your plans in place ready to survive?

Well there's a helpful video to talk you through just what you need to do. It lays out all the facts of dealing with, living through and surviving the Zombie outbreak that may be waiting for you tomorrow evening.

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2007/10/zombies-in-plai.html

You have your kit, your escape route, perhaps even a few people in mind who you can throw to the Zombies in order to help you make it out in one piece. Not only that but you've either done a Shaun of the Dead routine and decided holding up at the local pub is a good idea, or you've taking the advise of the Underwire team and scoped out the local grocery store.

Now what do you do?

Well you need the ultimate Zombie fighting team on your side. But who to choose?

Have no fear, this too has been taken care of for you!

http://zyrobyte.blogspot.com/2007/10/ultimate-zombie-apocalypse-team.html

With these brave men and women on your side you're bound to survive the Zombie outbreak and go on to re-populate the world once the menace is under control. You might even round up a few others to work along side you, and of course you rescue any good looking men and women that happen to catch your attention which will allow you to help in your quest to re-establish world order - once you chop up the last of the Zombies that is.

But of course a Zombie outbreak could never happen, could it?

Hmm, you know, right about now a nice snack of brains would just hit the spot...any volunteers?