Expletive Deleted: A Spoof on Vulgarity
My expletive-deleted mutt
dragged his expletive-deleted butt
across my new expletive-deleted carpet!
I was so expletive-deleted angry,
I wanted to expletive-deleted kill
that expletive-deleted mutt.
But I didn't. Expletive-deleted!
dragged his expletive-deleted butt
across my new expletive-deleted carpet!
I was so expletive-deleted angry,
I wanted to expletive-deleted kill
that expletive-deleted mutt.
But I didn't. Expletive-deleted!
Expletive-deleted is a wonderful universal word.
It could describe just about any expletive-delete thing.
It leaves the actual expletive-deleted word
to the reader's imagination.
Well, I'd like to take the time
to thank all the people
who read my expletive-deleted articles
and tolerate my expletive-deleted opinion.
Published by John Mario
As a child, I wrote short stories and read them to my friends. I studied interior house wiring in a vocational high school. I majored in electrical engineering in college. I worked for 8 years as an electon... View profile
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3 Comments
Post a Commentas expletive-deleted degenerate as the reader... wonderful
Sorry, I meant to say, That was one son of a #$@! poem. Darn, I had to write another son of a #$@! comment. By the way, it was a funny poem.
That was on son of a #$@! poem.