Facts About Men

Have you ever sat and wondered why your husband or boyfriend acted the way he does? After much consideration I have compiled a list of things about men. Hopefully this will help some distraught women with understanding the men in their lives.

1. Men will cook if danger is involved. Hence the invention of barbecue.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better equipped for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry

3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible.
In a world where women out number men three to one it pays to recycle

4. Men are very confident.
My husband will actually sit and coach his favorite team from the couch. (some how he actually thinks they can hear him)

5. Men like toys with lots of buttons.
It makes them feel important ( also intelligent) especially if its electronic

6. A good place to meet men is the dry cleaners.
Usually the ones you meet here have jobs and bathe!

7. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship."
These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.

8. Men are sensitive in strange ways.
If my husband builds a fire he will take it as a personal insult if the last log doesn't burn.

9. Men have the ability to forget anything.
Thats why they need instant replay in sports.

Hope fully this will bring some insite to women out there. Or at least entertain a few of us.