Fake Breasts Versus Real Breasts- a Bias Assessment
First and foremost: Fake boobs look exactly the same.
If you have ever seen porn, then you know exactly what fake breasts look like: perfect. How creepy is that?
Second: They don't move, EVER.
This means that if you get fake breasts, you can run as many miles as you want without a cumbersome sports bra. You won't have to spend agonizing hours bouncing around a dressing room trying to squeeze your DDs into a massive and hideous sports bra just so you can speed walk comfortably on the treadmill at your gym. In fact, with fake breasts, you will never have to wear a bra again. You can go "commando" anywhere, anytime. In other words, you won't be inconvenienced by a pair of breasts that at times, seem to have a mind of their own.
Third: They are incredibly perky.
Imagine a pair of breasts so high on your chest that people mistake you for being in your twenties when you are actually in your thirties. I can't think of anything more annoying than being mistaken as being a decade younger.
Fourth: Fake breasts never need adjusting.
Since they don't move, you will never have to "adjust" to ensure that your nipples are properly aligned.
Fifth: Fake breasts are likely to be the same size.
Since they are manufactured, with fake breasts it is unlikely that you will ever have to worry about that pesky "lop-sided" business. No longer will you have to endure a slightly larger breast, in fact, your new fake breasts will mirror one another perfectly.
Wow, with so many benefits I can hardly think of a reason not to subject myself to a life-threatening operation for something as shallow as breasts. Oh wait, it's because fake breasts are gross, dangerous and unnatural. In reality, while all of the above "perks" would be great, I simply cannot support something as superficial as fake breasts. Not to mention the fact that since I hit puberty hardcore at the age of 11, sprouting DDs, I am a bit bias. I am a believer that if you did not have to endure teasing for your large knockers from a tender age, you do not deserve to have large knockers.
All jokes aside, I pity the woman who thinks she must have bigger or better breasts to be truly happy in life.
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32 Comments
Post a CommentMost guys would rather be with a natural A cup than a fake D cup. If girls want them because they make them feel better about themselves cool, and sometimes they certainly "look" better.
But they cant compete with real ones when being intimate, and unless your boyfriend was a virgin when you two hooked up, he can tell the difference and he wishes they were real . But hell never tell you that, so dont worry about it.
Sure they have benefits for dressing and running but if the breasts cant jiggle anymore that is not as attractive.
Or you could just accept your breasts and get over it. Most women can find something wrong with their breasts. Why not just accept them?
For the ignorant people that want to argue on why real breasts are better than fake ones...just shove it! Try telling that to a person who has A cup breasts and their breasts look like ones of a 12 year old girl before puberty. I mean people are dumb. Do they think that every woman that enhances their breasts are to be in porn or to pose for playboy? Some women actually have low self esteem because you have other women with real natural big breasts while others have nothing. Thats the bottomline why some women chose to go for this choice as opposed to nothing. As much as they may feel hard and look to perfect, its better than walkin around flat as a board while ur friend next to u has nice big ones and getting all the attention. So whoever wants to compare and criticize every person out there with fake ones, get ur facts straight!
i'm asian and i'm a d. its hard to believe, but it's true. i've never actually had the problem of feeling insecure of my breasts and up until this point, i just always believed that breast implants were for people who were out of their minds. but hey, if you feel humilated and insecure to the point of getting a breat augmentation, go ahead. there's a lot of places on my body i'd like to change, but i would never consider getting a surgical procedure for them. I'm pretty sure a lot of others feel the way i do but are rational enough to not go under the knife. but honestly, WHY would you get them? to get attention from guys? holy CRAP anyone can tell they're fake. i take ONE look and can immediately tell they are. oh and by the way, if you do get them, that just tells the world you were insecure.
Sure there are thousands of reasons not to pump up your real puppies... But if you're in the 3.3% of the population (dont be mistaken that is a large number of people!) who have boobs so small they dont even make bra sizes for them, then that doctors' knife looks more shiney each day! Yes it's kind of arguable that if your were gifted with natural B's your shouldn't bother as they are better.
But we forget that there are postive sides to it, woman are able to stay feeling younger for longer, looking youger and therefor living longer. Women who had to battle cancer and are left with one 'real' one have little choice.
My point being, this is a free world. Some people have genuine reasons for turning to surgery. More bizarre surgical procedures are emmerging, like fake butt's and muscles...
We should love our world for the diverse, for the real and the implanted and feel lucky enough to belong to whichever of those groups we were blessed to belong or can afford to belong to.
I'm sick of seeing those fake balloon or cantaloups on these stick thin girls. They all look so phony and from what I hear they are hard as nails. What is with these women? Don't they want a man to look them in the face when they are talking to them instead of their chests? And actually hear what they have to say. What's with all this insecurity n these women?They should pick up a book and actually learn something then maybe the men will have something to talk to you about. Talk about insecurity. Women that get those fake breasts would do better with at Pyschciatrist than a plastic surgeon. Why don't they have implants for men? Women who get breast augmentation need them to go along with their pea brain.
Jenni C - It is hilarious that you believe that. I have been guilty of telling girls that their fake boobs felt real, you know why? To sleep with them. True, some feel more real than others, but the bottom line is, you can ALWAYS tell. Try this, tell a guy you will sleep with him if he can guess if they are real or not by feeling them. I guarantee you'll be putting a lot more notches in that already torn up belt.
A podiatrist once told me my feet were "weird". I didn't buy new feet.
Nice rant, too bad almost everything you said is untrue. The majority of women get breast implants so they will look better in their clothes. The majority of the time no one notices, they think the person lost weight and looks more "fit" than usual.
Silicon Implants are soft and natural feeling. You can not tell the difference when you feel them after the initial healing period. They do move, you do have to wear sports bras and they do have to be adjusted and they are not necessarily the same size.
I know I have them and even my best friends could not guess. I had nothing before and faced ridicule all the time for it. Including comments from a medical proffessional calling them itty bitty titties. Now no one says anything because I look normal.