Family Guy Poem

Daniel Erickson
Laughs and cries,
Wonders and wishes,
Every time Peter lies,
Or breaks one of the dishes.

Cleaning and toiling,
All around the house,
Lois keeps order,
Never changing her blouse.

Pathetic attempts,
At popularity and pretty.
She fails and only,
Attracts laughs and some pity.

Scared of his closet,
Where the evil monkey lives,
Chris the fat older brother,
To the show, teen comedy, he gives.

Chases his tail,
Sings and drinks,
Brian, the smart one,
Should join A.A, we thinks.

The matricidal baby,
The favorite of the show,
Stewie Griffin,
The lovable baby we all know.

With all the violence and sex,
All over our TV,
Family Guy delivers,
The funniest side of these.

Published by Daniel Erickson

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