Farm Animals Love Porno Flicks

The owner of the Big And Hard breeding Farm out west discovered a faster way of getting his livestock horny, he showed them pornography. The idea came to him after watching a porno film. he thought that if it got him hot why shouldn't it make a bull or cow feel the same way.

Jukes Kallikak Started his experiment by putting a giant screen in the center of the pasture, the bulls and cows at first paid no attention to the new installation. He then turned the display on showing a bull mounting a cow, a dozen bulls came over to watch. But when he put the sound up loud, an ecstatic mooing of a climaxing cow was heard, all his animals soon became curious and the herd started stampeding to get a front row view. The show eventually turned into a sex orgy with hundreds of bulls mounting cows. Jukes was not surprised at his success, he knew it would work.

The second stage of his experiment was to prove that animals were selective in choosing what they viewed, he deduced that if he was, so was his bulls and cows. He soon posted four giant screens around the field each displaying separate orgies. The animals at first wandered from screen to screen, they seemed to be undecided. But they all soon chose their favorite, it was five massive bulls standing in line to make love to a beautiful young black and white Hereford cow. The scene drove the herd crazy, when the video was over each cow in the audience was gang banged. The orgy went on until feeding time.

Jukes Kallikak still was curious, he wanted to discover if animals were turned on by watching humans making love. It turned out to be a failure because they stopped to look at each screen for only a few moments and wandered off. Jukes Kallikak was not a cautious man and made a terrible mistake, he replaced the unwatched videos with ones that displayed bulls and cows having sex with humans. This drove the animals into unbridled ecstasy, even at feeding time they refused to leave the show.

That last experiment destroyed his business, the herd by watching humans and animals making love became uninterested in one another. They yearned to have sex with people. Jukes was only an animal breeder and could not reform a perverted herd. He had to sell his unproductive animals to a slaughter house and declare bankruptcy. The Big And Hard Breeding Farm is no more. Jukes Kallikak eventually got married and become a breeder of a human family. It was a little boring, but it was all that he was fit to do.
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