Fat Monkey (Version 2)
The fats monkey walks.
The fat monkey eats.
The fat monkey talks.
"The humans are coming," somebody shouts
All monkeys hear this, and scatter about.
Their into position as each human nears,
Side by side, hands in rears.
They scoop out the goods,
And blast away.
But the humans won't stop.
They enjoy the taste.
The disgusting scum released from their buns,
Is just not enough,
The humans have guns.
The humans start shooting, as each monkey falls.
And the midgets have conquered,
Once and for all.
Published by Kill Chris H!
Kill Chris H! is an "actor"/"writer" from Covina, California. He enjoys "pizza" and is "often" seen at the nearest Shakey's "crying" while eating a huge "plate" of Mojos. As of "April" 2010 he decided to pro... View profile
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