Fathers' Day Quotes

"Dad I remember the first time you took me fishing as a kid.
Taught me how to dig for worms, and bait the fishing hook.
You showed me how to cast the line into the water.
I even remember you teaching me how to shop for fish at the grocery store on the way home to fry for mom,
so we wouldn't have to clean the fish we caught ."

"Dad for Fathers Day I tried to paint you a self portrait but it looked more like a landscape.
I tried to build you a boat but it fell apart.
I tried to fix your car, but it's still broke down.
I got upset at myself for not being able to do anything for you for Fathers Day,
then I remembered you taught me how to do those things.
So it's your own fault why I don't get you better gifts for Fathers Day"

"Dad when I grow up I want to be as wise as you, but with better underwear."

"A man's home is his castle, unfortunately it's already been invaded by his wife and kids"

"Dads make the world go round"

"A father is always there for you, sometimes even when you really don't want him to be there"

"A father's duty is to his wife and children, a fathers joy is from his family."

"Dads are like an ATM machine except you don't need to remember a pin number,
but the transaction always ends with a big hug."