FDA Warns Viagra Causes Hearing Loss

Bob Johnson
The FDA has warned that the use of Erectile Dysfunction drugs, such as Viagra, may lead to hearing loss, and they intend to require manufacturers to place warning lables prominently on the packaging.
According to an anonymous source close to the investigations, test subjects actively taking Viagra were found to be copletely unaware of certain audible cues, such as:
"Please stop, I haven't eaten in two days"
"Honey, I need to sleep sometime"
and
"I want to cuddle"
The drugs, however, apparently did not preclude the test subjects from hearing such phrases as
"Touch me with that again and I'll kill you"

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