Female Bodyguards Are Feared
Women that are being harassed and stalked by a rejected lover are turning to private security agencies to have a woman bodyguard protect them. The
female bodyguard will quickly provide a solution. Any guy that is harassing and stalking her client will soon be taught a lesson he will never forget. A swift kick to his balls will teach him to keep his distance from his former girlfriend. He will be too embarrassed to report this painful experience to the proper authorities.
One private security agency employs over fifty females who have earned black belts. Each one of them is capable of battling with as much as three ordinary men and sending them all to the hospital. One of the agencies bodyguards is a sixty year old grandma that has been proven to be the most deadly. She once demolished a street gang single handed. She was hired by a store owner that was being harassed by the gang. Witnesses said the sight of an elderly lady ass wiping ten tough men was a sight that they would never forget.
Hollywood stars who are stalked by admirers are turning to female bodyguards for protection. Male bodyguards are useless against a gang of fans determined to sexually molest a celebrity. That gang has to be kicked and punched to protect their client. It would look awful if one of their male bodyguards would do that. A few female bodyguards with black belt experience could send a pack of stalkers running in the opposite direction. Nobody but the stalkers that were making the life of the celebrity a bad one would complain. Their complaints would fall on deaf ears.
A dictator of an oil rich country keeps one hundred female bodyguards in his compound. They are all lesbians that are extremely loyal to their benefactor. If he dies they will all be homeless. Each one carries a sword and pistol, they will quickly use either one if their master is in danger. A coup by members of the army was quickly defeated by his female bodyguards. The testicles of the disloyal were strewn around the compound grounds. No prisoners were taken. It is sure nobody will ever try to depose that dictator again.
The female bodyguard is quickly replacing male protection because she is more effective. Many single men that are weak and poor as fighters are now marrying women that have earned the degree of a black belt. They have found it to be a great way of protecting themselves. The macho male is slowly losing his power in the face of a female that knows how to battle. This is bad news for bullies those that victimize the weak and good news for people who need a lady that can fight.
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6 Comments
Post a CommentThe writer of this work displays absolutely NO knowledge of the subject matter yet holds himself out as some kind of authority on the subject. Sir, do you sincerely think female bodyguards go around fighting people??? How is it possible that one person can be so shamelessly ignorant? Oh, yeah. The internet.
this article is totally without merit cites no sources and is apparently based around the idea someone with a black belt magically is better than the next person... especially if they have ovaries..
The tone of this article and the responses to it seem decidedly sexist. Let's face it, some WOMEN as well as some men need to get the crap beaten out of them or worse and the gender of the defender shouldn't matter. If a female or male attacker approaches me I will defend myself with all necessary force.
La DONNA è RENITENTE A FAR LA PROSTITUTA. INVECE FA VOLENTIRI LA BODY GUARD! POICHE' MASSACRARE UN UOMO LA AGGRADA, LA SODDISFA, LA ESALTA! NON CORTEGGERO' UNA DONNA FINTANTO ESISTERANNO FEMALE BODUGUARDS! ALLE DONNE PIACE MASSACRARE, NON ESSERE CORTEGGIATE!
Yes I think this trend with female bodyguards is really catching on. My girlfriend is a black belt and was offered a job at one of those security firms. The payment they offered was fantastic, but I aked her to turn the offer down anyway, which she did. To me it's just too much risk involved. I know her martial arts training makes her more than capable of handling your typical stalker or thug in hand to hand combat. But what if he has a gun? It's too dangerous. I'm happy that my girlfriend is still my own private bodyuard, for free.
Did you know that a woman who shows toughness is more intimidating to a man, than a man who shows toughness? If a man says to a trouble maker, "Have you noticed that my shoulders are broader than yours?" this won't create much of an impression. But alas, watch the fear grow on a man's face when a WOMAN tells him, "Have you noticed that my shoulders are broader than yours?"