Final Courtesy Call

Michael Skinner
An open letter to telemarketers:

Dear Spammer:

What part of "Do not call list" do you not understand?

And oh by the way, how many times should I expect to receive my "Final Courtesy Call"?

Do you know the meaning of the world "final"? Might I suggest that you look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls and act accordingly?

I don't need any credit card adjustments, I don't need car warranty services, or car warranty expiration services. What I do need is for idiots to stop calling me about credit cards and car warranties. If you should ever decide you want to help me with that problem, I for one, would be forever grateful.

Judges Ruling

Last Call Pond Scum

Consume Feces and Expire Maggot,

Ur Lord and UnBeliever

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  • Tony Payne3/1/2010

    These telemarketers are really annoying aren't they. One solution is to talk unclearly and quietly, making them have to listen harder. When the moment is right, place an air horn to the mouthpiece of the phone and let it sound! I doubt they will call you back after that...

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