Finding Nude and Sexy Celebrity Pictures Online

There's a certain thrill about sexy celebrity pictures - or even nude or semi-nude celebrity pictures. Part of it is that the celebrity is often the subject of our sexual fantasies anyway, so a titillating picture just helps us bring that fantasy into full-color focus. And of course, most celebrities try to tightly control their image these days, so the unearthing of sexy photos often has a sense of mischievous discovery about it, too.

Where to find these pictures online, and whether or not they are available at all, depends largely on the specific celebrity. If you are lucky, the object of your affection (obsession?) is either very liberal about showing their body (a la Drew Barrymore) or posed in the altogether before they made it big (a la Suzanne Somers). Male celebrities can be a bit tougher to find, particularly if you are hellbent on full frontal nudity. Partial nudity seems to be what most guys have done, but that being said, most men have some saucy pictures out there. Hey, even Bill Gates posed nude earlier this millennium!

Two of the most common starting points are www.celebsdb.com and www.starcelebs.com. Both are interlinked sites, and both have the same basic problem. While you will find your favorite female celebrity - and who doesn't want to see Halle Berry? Ms. Penelope didn't realize there were male actors in Gothika until that sexy lady actually put pants on, two thirds of the way through the film! - finding the saucy guy pics is a tad more difficult.

Never fear, Ms. Penelope has figured it out, putting on hold her other work in nuclear science and cures for cancer. Yes, sometimes sacrifices must be made! Since there aren't any direct links to pictures of guys on the main page of either site, use your favorite search engine, and type in the salient words, for example, "Robert Downey Jr., naked". This search brought Ms. Penelope face to face with the hottest pictures of Halle's Gothika costar she has ever seen on the illustrious celebsdb.com. Why they wouldn't admit to these pictures on their home page is beyond me.

And true to the status quo, alas, no full-fledged nude pics of Downey were to be found, although a few of the pics show the very photogenic Mr. Downey apparently straight from regular gym time, wearing nothing but a bed sheet. (That was definitely worth the search! It was just too easy to imagine he had just rolled over in bed . . . and, well, Ms. Penelope has bookmarked those pictures, thank you very much.)

Since those pictures were free, there must have been better pictures in the paid area, right? Well, not in Mr. Downey's case. The paid area offered a few film stills, some rather blurry, and one purporting to show his private area but actually showing nothing more than what looked like an awful lot of fake hair extensions strategically placed. If you're in doubt, get the cheapest membership, which is around three dollars, and be sure to cancel it if the paid pictures turn out to be a dud, as I discovered in my oh-so-scientific example. (Don't linger when it comes to canceling, either. You have a very short time to do so, else you'll be charged the full fifty-something-dollar monthly membership, possibly for two months.)

Sigh. Now if only I could rectify the lack of nude photos by serving as Downey's personal photographer . . . or add to the collection of Berry's.