Fine Dining Hospitality

Fine dining is perceived by some people to be high end and worth the money. The truth however is that fine dining is grotesquely overrated for many unfortunate reasons bby. One being hospitality. "But Mr. Kill, you get a new fork after each separate course." That may be true sometimes, but how do you know that the fork is new? Most likely, it has been used several hundred times by pretentious yuppies such as yourself. Why would anyone want to use them ever? "But Mr. Kill they're sanitized in sanitizing solution ans scrubbed by the wonderful back of the house cleaning machines known as the dishwashers." But sometimes bby the sanitizing liquid can often resemble the vegetarian special, if the veggie special happens to be some disturbing type of soup. "But omg Kill the fine dining staff is sooo nice, referring to people as gentleman, sir, and ma'am and omg they always fill up your water without asking!" That's only because they have to. Do you think anyone would risk being fired just because they happened to mildly offend a guest? If the ugly quests knew what the staff was really thinking, they would all go home and weep but the weeping is also partly due to the colossal amount they just spent on "fine" cuisine.

Of course there are also good things about fine dining in addition to all this madness. If you're one of those people who gets some type of joy from an artistic looking plate, then look no further than your local find dining food shack, and bring a camera. The only bad thing is that all the time and effort that went to that beautiful presentation will end up in your belly, that is, if it even tastes good. And eventually it's going to come out of your pooper in the near future. Another positive thing about fine dining is the seats are cushioned. That can make a bad eating experience at least a little better. At least your hindquarters were gently seated and somewhat comfortable. I like your lips. Today it all changed. Stop touching me. I guess I had to know eventually. Goodnight my dear. Wait, never mind. I'll just try not to think about it. It's really nothing but my brain thinks it is.

I hate my brain :[