Five Homemade Halloween Costume Ideas for Dogs

Halloween is the one time of year that dog owners won't get funny looks from non dog owners for putting clothes on their pets. don't waste your money on professionally made, designer Halloween costumes this year. I have a few interesting ideas that your dog may actually like.

Homemade Halloween Costume: David Hasselhoff.
This Halloween costume is very high maintenance compared to the others. Remember that video of Hasselhoff laying down of the floor, eating a burger, and pretending to listen to his daughter? This is exactly like that. You'll need to carry a few extra hamburgers around, and a note pad with various questions to ask The Hoff while he's chowing down.

Homemade Halloween Costume: Leopold the turtle.
Leo was the name of a turtle that, at the time anyway, I assume had died one morning while I was at grade school. He was promptly flushed down the toilet by my older brother later that evening, and everybody else quickly moved on with their lives. I on the other hand always wondered if he was just playing possum that day.

As far as turtles go, Leopold was pretty smart. If he did somehow survive this dreadful ordeal, I'd imagine hes covered in layers of excrement, and is having a hard time moving around because of it right now. Wrap your dog in a brown towel, and toss a few anchovies and corn on it as well. If anyone asks why the pooch is gnawing on his own costume, just say he's doing what he's gotta do to survive(then walk away without explaining the details, because leaving people dumbfounded is funny).

Homemade Halloween Costume: Donald Trump's hair.
It's the perfect disguise, even if you own a short haired dog. Simply place a cheap wig(red would be ideal) on your dogs head, and let him/her roam free. It's a known fact that trumps hair is actually a sedated member of the endangered species list.

Homemade Halloween Costume: Party Animal.
If you have a fairly large dog, get a cooler with wheels and have him serve drinks to guests at a party. Not only will he become the coolest dog to ever exist, but he will also be the only sober living thing at that particular get together. That's in it's self is an accomplishment.

Homemade Halloween Costume: Cujo's third cousin, Fujo.
alright, this isn't really much of a costume as it is a last minute farce of an idea.If you don't like any of the others, I suppose warning people of Fujo's family history would be good enough.