Five Mavericky Limericks

Or How Much for that Rape Kit in the Window?

Amy Francis
There once was a girl from Wasilla
a maverick and bit of a thrilla
she wanted victims to pay
to test dna
of their rapist and maybe their killa

The import of this may miss you
the question is that of her issue
her grandson or son
who knows really which one
why is this treated like a nonissue

Sarah Palin must watch what she says
To Biden and Couric and Chas.
or she will fall prey
to our own Tina Fey
I guess McCain's shown us all that he has

There once was a girl name of Sarah
many thought was a bit of an error
since McCain is so lame
an asset she became
now I know the meaning of terror

Sarah Palin debated Joe Biden
and ever since then I've been hidin'
it is sad to see
she might be VP
with Obama I will be sidin'

  • It is SO anti-Palin and anti-bush (note no capitalization on that one)
  • Anti-tokenism
  • Anti-republican machine and anti-Bush
If SELECTED, Palin will do more to send equality of the sexes back centuries. Just like JOE SIX-PACK likes 'em! Yee Haw (or is that HEE HAW)

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