Five Stupid Stocking Stuffers from Stupid.com

By day, I work in e-commerce. That pretty much means I am online all day. When I stumbled upon Stupid.com, I was in gag gift heaven. I instantly decided that some people on my list would indeed by getting some stupid stocking stuffers.

Stupid.com offers a host of gross gifts, politically incorrect items as well as vintage gag gifts. The site is silly, fun and full of funny holiday gag gift-giving ideas. Here are my top five stupid stocking stuffers picks from Stupid.com's hilarious inventory.

Stupid Stocking Stuffer #1 - Sour Flush Candy ($2.50)
Where was this nifty candy when I was a kid? This edible stocking stuffers is a plastic toilet filled with a sour powdered sugar. It comes with a plunger-shaped lollipop. To eat the candy, just lick the plunger to moisten it, then dip it in the toilet. Think Fun Dip. The Sour Flush Candy comes in three fruity flavors. Gag gift giving has never been so gross!

Stupid Stocking Stuffer #2 - Retro Cell Phone Handset ($14.99)
Remember when cell phones didn't exist? Think back further. Remember when cordless phones didn't exist? Who needs a hands-free headset when you can get a retro cell phone handset! Bring your loved ones back to those glory days with a retro cell phone handset. This accessory plus into the cell phone's headset jack. Once plugged in, you can talk on your cell phone as if you were chatting on a vintage rotary-style telephone. This makes a great gag gift for the technophobe in your family! (Picture #2 to the left)

Stupid Stocking Stuffer #3 - The Dog Ate My Homework
This stocking stuffer is the perfect gag gift for the not-so-studious student on your gift list. If your high school or college student loved one is always searching for an excuse as to why they do not have their homework, The Dog Ate My Homework is perfect ammunition. In the old days, "The dog ate my homework" excuse would never work. However, this gag gift will add some validity to the age-old excuse. It's a large ball of what looks like a combination of feces and paper. The clever student who uses this gag gift will never be in the dog house again! (Picture #3 to the left)

Stupid Stocking Stuffer #4 - Bacon Air Freshener ($2.99)
Nothing wakes up a house full of sleepy heads like the delicious aroma of bacon frying on the pan. But why only savor the scent during breakfast? The Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect gag gift for the pork lover on your holiday gift list. Not only does this air freshener smell like bacon, but it looks like it too. The gift recipient can hang this in their car and enjoy the wonderful fragrance of America's favorite breakfast meat. If you have someone who really, really loves bacon, Stupid.com also sells adhesive bacon bandages and strawberry-flavored gummy bacon candy.

Stupid Stocking Stuffer #5 - The Super Spork ($4.99)
It's a spoon! It's a fork! It's a knife! This three-in-one utensil is a great gag gift for an office pal, or perhaps for someone who doesn't like to do the dishes. The Super Spork is a spoon and one end, a fork at the other and a knife by way of a sharp edge on one of the fork's blades.