Flavor of Love 2 Reunion Show

Two weeks after the finale of Flavor of Love 2 when Flavor Flav picked Delishis to be his mate of the moment, VH-1 aired the Flavor of Love 2 reunion show on October 29. This was a highly anticipated show, with many tuning in to watch the drama unfold between the contestants and the one and only New York, who managed to be a contestant on both seasons, and second runner up both times.

Hostess La La, the lady with big tatas, introduced all of the contestant except New York and Delishis, and started the show off by recapping some memorable highlights from the season. She interviews H-Town and Saaphyri are up first after a clip of their catfight is shown and asks them how they feel about behaving that way now - some 4 months after the show has ended. Then a contestant from season one named Goldie appears to question Krazy's judgment in befriending the despicable New York and to remind Somethin' of her scatalogical mishap. Somethin' replies gaily, "shit happens". Yes, dear, but rarely on the floor on national TV.

The next event is the Booty Dance, with the inevitable filler clip followed up by a live demonstration by Bootz, Like Dat and Buckwild. An even more interesting commercial follows that informs us that we can get a free sample of Dove deodorant that won't leave white marks on our clothes at www.dove.com.

Enter Flav who Ta Ta, oops! - I mean La La - introduces as the 8th Wonder of the Hip Hop World, as I wonder is that a compliment?. Before anyone can chat with Flav, everyone must give a "Flavor Flav" shout out. Then we get to see a video from Flav's upcoming first solo album. Buckwild comes up because she wants to know why Flav 'cussed at her'. Flav says he didn't curse AT her. He asked her where the f - - her accent went on the episode where she temporarily lost her wigger ways and refused to stay in the same house as New York. This is a very sensitive subject with Buckwild. Not only has she blogged about it on her MySpace, she has even appeared on message boards out of the blue to defend herself.

Krazy talks to Flav next and, not so mysteriously - huge yawn - the chronic theme of her coming on the show for her singing career rears its ugly face. A cynical Beautuful (hey - I can so spell) cross-examines Krazy like a trial lawyer. Yes or no, she demands to know, and Krazy's 'Yes' is barely even noticed in the ensuing ruckus of noisy jackals babbling at the same time. Flav seriously wants Krazy to get a chance to caterwaul and she happily obliges, crooning to the 8th Wonder of the Hip Hop World, as the jackals roll their eyes and otherwise visually express their contempt.

Enter Delishis, the dimpled winner with the Amazonian ass that's probably the 9th Wonder of the Hip Hop World. Some of the girl express happiness that Flav picked a good woman with a fabulous ass. Flav says he couldn't keep his hands off it and it's been hard that they have had to be apart the last 4 months. Well, I'm writing this 2 days after the show, and the news is already out that Flav and Delishis have already lost that lovin' feeling. It's on to the NFL for Delishis.

When New York sashays in to the reunion amid boos and jeers, the catfight everyone tuned in to watch never really happened. Buckwild throws a shoe at New York that she announced would be up for auction on eBay (listed in TV memorabilia) the day before the show aired. The description for Item No. 110049250743 reads:

"Wassup y'all this ya gurl Buckwild here to bring you the ultimate Flavor of Love Fan memorbilia. Thats right I got the one and only shoe that I chucked at New York's head on the season 2 reunion. If you want I can autograph it for you. It's Time to Get Buckwild!!!!!!!"

See? Her accent did so come back. The bid is up to $305.00 as of this writing. Too bad for Buckwild that this didn't happen last year. The online casino Golden Palace was paying big bucks for odd stuff then.

Back to the shoe - er, I mean show, Delishis makes like she's going to take New York to task for insulting her mother, all the while insulting New York's mother. Suddenly Bootz makes a run for the stage, and the security guards have their hands full trying to keep the wolves at bay. The stage is cleared, cut to commercial and when we come back, the rest of the show is as nutty as the first part. Flav comes back. New York forgets her vow to never let him touch her again and to piss on his grave. They hug and say they love each other. Flav explains the basis of their friendship and that New York is just too controlling like her mother for it to go any further. He had to roll with Delishis. New York allows that her mother is a "bossy bitch" and was just being herself. New York's mom is brought on via satellite to let Flav know that he is old. She tells him that the hair under his armpits must be gray. It's all a big game of playing the dozens. Who can think up the worst insults. Flav scribbles on the screen over her face like a demented child. Sister Patterson (as La La called her) tells Flav he is a puppet, and that he is sad and pathetic. She gets the last word as Flav shuts her off.

New York then confirms what everyone already knows: she is getting her own show which will airing in January 2007. It's going to be called "I Love New York", of course. Will New York be as successful in stirring up trouble among men as she is with women? They didn't ask that, I'm just wondering. Will VH-1 encourage the men to threaten each other and act like they are going to come to blows and if they do, will that be as big of a draw as the hope of a big New York beat-down seemed to be in the Flavor of Love shows?

Maybe the most interesting thing will be to see whether New York's income, now listed on her Myspace at $250,000 per annum skyrockets, and whether she will sell her dollar store.

As long as they don't call it a reality show. After we saw the pictures of Pumpkin and New York all friendly at the Reality awards show and - yikes! I just saw one of them kissing, we're not going to believe that New York will kick Pumpkin's ass if she catches up with her anymore. There's also another tape floating around where Bootz claimed to have it in for New York for getting her eliminated. Well, if memory serves me correctly, she got eliminated because Flav wanted somebody he could kick it with and she wanted to be celbate. Evidently, he was kicking it with somebody because the latest rumor is that a woman from Las Vegas is 5 months pregnant with his 7th child and is moving into his real mansion.

That's a rap. I mean, a wrap.