Flavor of Love's Toastee

In this photo Jennifer Toof, better known to Flavor of Love Season 2 viewers as Toastee, looks like a cherubic angel.

In other naked pics setting the net abuzz along with a weird adult video wherein Toastee turns a man's face purple by clasping his head between her athletically strong thighs, 22-year-old Toastee brings to mind a girl exemplified in City High's "What Would You Do" lyrics:

Boys and girls wanna hear a true story
Saturday night I was at this real wild party
They had the liquor overflowing the cup
About five or six strippers trying to work for a buck
Then I took one girl outside with me
Her name was Loni she went to junior high with me
Said why you up in there dancing for cash
I guess a whole lots changed since I seen you last
She said

What would you do if your son was at home
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor
'Cause he's hungry
And the only way to feed him is to
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money
And his daddy's gone
Somewhere smoking rock now
In and out of lock-down
I ain't got a job now
So for you this is just a good time
But for me this is what I call life

Unlike Loni in the above lyrics, Toastee - who earned her nickname when reality star Flava Flav noticed Toastee's aptitude for liquor - denies ever being a stripper, nor is there evidence of Toastee being a mother. But she has parlayed her God-given assets in order to make a quick buck.

"In college I realized that there was no way I could work a real job with the amount of schoolwork I had," Toastee, a recent Northeastern grad, told the Northeastern News.

"So I went back to modeling because it's fun and easy and you make a lot of money for only working a few hours a week," said Toastee, explaining that most of her modeling pics were tasteful.

Flavor of Lies
Unfortunately, some not-so-tasteful nude pics of Toastee have turned up and set the search engines abuzz with queries about Toastee's wanton past, due to Toastee's recent ousting from Flavor of Love during the recent "Jelly on the Telly" fourth episode.

No doubt getting kicked off Flavor of Love, described as a ghetto version of The Bachelor, with Flava Flav as its buffoonish star, has been a boon for Toastee, who now heads up her own questionable modeling agency, bringing to mind the same shady teen porn site that showed Toastee looking like a lost little girl in search of Daddy.

Dr. Toastee, I Presume
For all my soccer-mom moralizing and tsk-tsking (I can't judge; we've all made mistakes) I was glad to discover that Toastee seems to have a good head on her shoulders and a bright future ahead, if Toastee truly continues her plans to attend med school and become a doctor.

"Don't go on reality TV," Toastee warned other would-be girls seeking to peddle their wares for the camera, at least not shows like Flavor of Love, whose exploitational premise Toastee cut through with a laser-sharp eloquence that defies her naked pic façade.

"Having some sort of substance abuse problem is wildly entertaining," said Toastee, who on the SOHH.com blog called Flava Flav more mean-spirited this sophomore go-round of Flavor of Love.

"Show as much skin as possible or be the most annoying, irritating person on the show," Toastee said cynically. "If you can do both, you're a shoe-in. It helps to look cute, with the appearance of compassion but a soul of evil."

I'm glad to see Toastee keeping it real and pray she keeps her clothes on, keeps sober, and keeps her eyes on the Great Physician to help her become a great physician.