Flawed

Perfection is very rare and maybe even impossible to find in a person. I came to this conclusion as I was strangely staring in the mirror for some odd reason on November eleventh in an attempt to achieve visual perfection. It was impossible. Then I started to think about other flaws such as in my personalty and mental stability and whether or not I was mentally ill. Overall, I am a terrible person. A terrible person with a lot of imperfections. That is why I came up with a list of my favorite flaws. Keep in mind that the following negative observations of my character and appearance are quite exaggerated and are practically almost kind of true maybe.

My Face There is a whole lot of wrong going on with my face these days. I remember the days when I used to wear a mask because of the incident with the ...never mind. Lets just say that monkeys were involved and the situation wasn't pretty. I hate my nose, but I think I just hate noses in general. Most noses are ugly and they factually never stop growing ever (even when you die). So if you have a large nose then you are pretty much stuck with that bloody thing forever. I also hate my left eye because lately it has been tearing up for no apparent reason, out of nowhere. The only warning that I get is when I wake up. I should probably have that checked.

My personality Some would say I'm anti-social but I prefer the term anti-idiot. I don't like talking to idiotic and/or ugly people which leads the aforementioned to believe that I'm some kind of weird person, which honestly isn't that far from the truth. I pretend to not notice them when when they open their disgusting pie holes to try to speak to me. Also, they stink. Sometimes I do enjoy the smell of cheese but not when it is on a human or a monkey. I also tend to ignore "giant forehead people" as well, mostly because I can't understand them. They make weird noises. Its actually kind of creepy. Overall, I'm just not a "people person."

My Pants Contrary to popular belief, I do regularly wear pants (as in everyday) but the actual pant quality is somewhat less than perfect. Its all because sometimes when my belly experiences a sizable protrusion (usually after "rice Wednesday") , it makes my pants feel grossly uncomfortable and therefore the abdominal area tends to make distinctively disturbing noises, which I have to admit was kind of funny and awesome at first. But that initial amusement has since worn off and I get really uncomfortable when I make those noises, especially when they occur in the rare public setting.

I Don't Like Me Mostly because I'm ugly.

I'm Kind of Mean to Fatsos - And I'm not proud of it (anymore). It used to be just funny to see them cry and I know its wrong which is why I'm somewhat more tolerant these days. In about eight years 75% of the United States human population will be overweight which means that a good portion of those chunky monkey gorillas will also be considered obese. That just makes me look better (assuming I live to be 28). Of course I'll live to be 28, its not like "people" in street gangs randomly shoot people for no apparent reason other than to prove loyalty to their gang family as depicted in a recent episode of Gangland which airs on the History Channel. That would be wrong and I'm sure that stuff like that doesn't happen anymore.

I'm Not an Addict Therefore, I have no problem in judging them for their retarded (yes, RETARDED) actions. People who stick needles up their nose( yes, UP THEIR NOSE!) deserve any bit of negative criticism that they need to make them stop...BUT THEY DON'T STOP! Most drug addicts are ugly anyway so I usually ignore them before I know (or smell) their problem. But God still loves them.

I Recognize My Mistakes too Late This mostly happens when discover mistakes regarding punctuation and spelling, but most of my regrets come early in life when I did not have total control of the controllable elements of my appearance. That made me look even worse as a young person, much worse. You don't even want to know. First of all, my hair was shorter which made my ears look large and that is usually not a good thing unless you are attempting to pull off the monkey look.

Overall, I'm just not pretty on the outside or the inside. That makes me flawed. But that is okay because you are still much fatter :)