I feel as if I am cheating on my wife sneaking off this way to fondle the keys.
Still in anticipation they do moan.
They wait in silence waiting for me to return home.
I know they are right here at home while I am out earning the living.
Those keys aren't out seeing what meanness they can get into with other keys--
Like a woman goes out with her girl friends or even another man.
When I get home I just can't wait to begin fondling the keys once again.
For I know right here at home they have waited all day long and all alone
I write all night, because it is such a pleasure to fondle the keys.
Now don't tell me anything about cheating. Please!!
Still in anticipation they do moan.
They wait in silence waiting for me to return home.
I know they are right here at home while I am out earning the living.
Those keys aren't out seeing what meanness they can get into with other keys--
Like a woman goes out with her girl friends or even another man.
When I get home I just can't wait to begin fondling the keys once again.
For I know right here at home they have waited all day long and all alone
I write all night, because it is such a pleasure to fondle the keys.
Now don't tell me anything about cheating. Please!!
Published by Johnny Yuma
I have been writing for 12 years and love it. I began by writing essays for college Comp classes and continued after the classes were over. I had always hated writing until then. Now I love it and write p... View profile
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15 Comments
Post a CommentLoved it.
The title drew me in and I never left. :)
Great poem.
Thanks to all of you for the very nice comments. Someone asked me on another site, "Just what goes through my mind as I sit fondling the keys?" I told him that was a secret between me and the keys. Thanks again! Johnny
Fondle on, Johnny!
we won't Johnny :)
Nice job Johnny.
Keep touching those keys with your style of writing Johnny.
very interesting take
Very strong, but with humor. I love it.