For Halloween - Dress as a Witch, Say "I Am Not Christine O'Donnell!"

Jeff Musall
Looking for a Halloween costume idea, but not sure what to do? Have an old witch outfit leftover from a few years ago, but don't want to repeat? Here's an angle to bring that old hat and broom up to date with a modern political twist.

In case you missed it, Bill Maher put out a video of Christine O'Donnell appearing on his show in which she says she dabbled in witchcraft. First, any self-respecting witch should denounce O'Donnell as wholly unqualified to be a proper witch. And second, did you see the ad O'Donnell put out in response?

The "I am not a witch" video is drawing just as much attention as the original, and is perhaps even more comical. See it here.

How's that relate to Halloween? As it turns out, the most dismally dumb entry from the tea candidates inspires a costume idea.

Dress like a witch, but whenever anyone says anything to you, or looks at you, say "I am not Christine O'Donnell." You could even add the same words she says at the end of her ad, "I'm you."

And by the way, Christine O'Donnell saying "I'm you" should offend anyone who isn't a theocratic dimwit.

Surely voters in Delaware will not follow her down the right wing rabbit hole to Blunderland, so take heart, America. And have some fun with her before her fifteen minutes are a wrap. Dress as a witch for Halloween, and tell everyone "I am not Christine O'Donnell."

Published by Jeff Musall

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  • Snidely Whiplash10/20/2010

    Or they could dress up as the scariest of all critters - the Musall, of the Oregon Musalls. It's hairy, makes no sense whatsoever when it opines, takes easily predictable positions that are not supported by too awful much in the way of provable fact and is generally convinced it is right and any who disagree are bigoted, racists that hate everyone but for those who are their mirror images. Where do I get one of those costumes?

  • Vincent Van Noir10/10/2010

    LOL! Excellent!

  • Carol Bengle Gilbert10/8/2010

    LOL, that's a great costume idea.

  • Eric Hetvile10/7/2010

    BURN THE WITCH!!!!!

  • Pauline Dolinski10/7/2010

    You are so right on this. It is an insult to me for her to say, "I'm you." I am not a theocratic dimwit!

  • Peter Flom10/7/2010

    The fact that Delaware might elect this lunatic is scarier than any costume

  • Keith Bonnett10/7/2010

    ANY QUESTION!!

  • Keith Bonnett10/7/2010

    Protect the Constitution
    Reject Cap & Trade
    Demand a Balanced Budget
    Enact Fundamental Tax Reform
    Restore Fiscal Responsibility & Constitutionally Limited Government
    End Runaway Government Spending
    Defund, Repeal, & Replace Government-run Health Care
    Pass an ‘All-of-the-Above” Energy Policy
    Stop the Pork
    Stop the Tax Hikes
    Protect our boarders from illigal entry

  • Keith Bonnett10/6/2010

    On the other end – Did you honestly, believe, I mean really!!! That you could take from everyone…. And redistribute wealth in this country… and expect that Middle America Would just lay down…. ARE Y0U FUZZ IN KIDDIN,,,,

  • Jesse Schmitt10/6/2010

    its times like this i opine for Tina Fey! she could nail this like she did Palin. she has to go back to SNL if Palin runs! seriously!!!

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