Four Independent-Libertarian Limericks

The pundits on FOX cause me pain
With whatever they try to explain
They say that Obama is just like Osama
But I say he's just like McCain

Palin-Biden

Ms. Palin came in from the snow
Went on stage just to take on Old Joe
Tried to show him who's boss, with winks and lip gloss
But she showed us all she doesn't know

McCain

John McCain is a cross-dressing fool
When he's "Hillary" everything's cool
But when he wears his suit, the whole argument's moot
He's just one more senile old tool

Independent

The reason our government sucks
Is that votes count a lot less than bucks
What the candidates claim is entirely lame
Which leaves us all like sitting ducks