Free Range Chicken Poop Lip Balm

No, it Doesn't REALLY Contain Chicken Poop!

Cindy Leggett
It takes a lot of courage to use a lip balm called Chicken Poop, until you read a little about it and discover that it contains no poop of any kind, and certainly not chicken! The name comes from the normal reply of the maker's grandfather when as a little girl she complained that her lips were chapped. He would threaten to run them with chicken poop so she wouldn't lick them, and it worked quite well! As she got older, she decided to create her own line of cosmetics, and Chicken Poop was one name she was determined to use for her lip balm, in honor of her grandfather.

It's quite a catchy name, and one that will be long remembered! Also, quite the attention getter! Imagine the reactions of your friends if you were to casually pull out a tube of Chicken Poop Lip Balm and proceed to apply it! But, once they saw how great your lips look, and smelled the wonderful fragrance of this product, they will be asking to borrow it for sure. Chicken Poop Free Range Lip Balm is made of all natural ingredients like soy, jojoba, sweet orange, lavender, and beeswax. It goes on very smoothly, with a hint of lavender aroma as it touches your lips, then works quickly to soften rough, dry skin. It comes in a rather generic-looking white tube with black lettering that proudly spells out the words "Chicken Poop Lip Balm". It's also quite inexpensive, so that you can treat each of those friends to a tube if you are so inclined.

Why would someone buy a product with this name? For me, it was simply the shock value, plus being a lip balm lover who won't be satisfied until she owns at least one of every type of lip balm made. I expected this to be more of a novelty item because of the name, but I was quite surprised at the quality. The natural oils it contains are of the finest quality, and very good for the lips and skin. You could probably use this lip balm on any part of your body with the same great results, as the ingredients will work the same magic wherever you decide to apply it.

You could use this as a novelty gift, just because of the name, but it is actually a very good product for anyone who wants smoother, softer lips. Don't be surprised if you get slightly addicted to the heady mixture of lavender and orange. The minute you uncap the tube, the scent wafts around you in a captivating way, and you just can't wait to apply it! I'm currently on my 6th tube, so it's obvious that I really like and enjoy using Chicken Poop Free Range Chicken Poop Lip Balm. I hope you do, too!

Published by Cindy Leggett

Cindy Leggett is a professional freelance writer with many and varied interests. A voracious reader and deep thinker, she very much enjoys playing with words. Cindy is available for work-for-hire writing ser...  View profile

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  • Carla Raley8/27/2009

    As someone who raises chickens, I enjoyed this!!

  • Nikki12/5/2007

    Never seen this on the shelves but will try it if I find it!

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