From Ladies Man to Cyber Pimp

Talking to Women for Fun and Profit

etnad0
Introduction
Personally, I never thought of myself as a pimp, but the other day I had a conversation with a friend of mine. He basically told me that I was a pimp, but not in the traditional sense of the word. I've never had aspirations of being a pimp and quite honestly, I was a little offended at the suggestion, at first. Now it's a few days later and I've come to realize, yes, I just might be a pimp.

How It Started
Like most guys, I like to watch adult videos. I've always been interested in how guys get those beautiful women to have sex with them on camera. Fast forward to about a month ago and that's where my new journey begins. Me being an entreprenuer, I'm always looking for new business opportunities, so I started looking into webcams and how to make money with them. I ran across a very popular webcam site which will allow me and my girlfriend to make money with minimum start up expense.

At first, I was thinking I would just try to convince my girl to do it, but then I saw something that really caught my eye. I could create an account and have many different screen names under mine. Each screen name would be a different girl and all of their payments would come to me and I would then distribute the profit accordingly. The girls would be set up with their on fan club, 900 number, and online store. Nothing much more needs to be said as far as I'm concerned, so I signed up.

The Snowball Effect
Maybe it was just dumb luck or a stroke of genius, but I asked one of the girls I know if she would be interested. I told her all about the idea and she was game. Just playing around, I said, "Bring a friend." Guess what... she brought a friend. So now her friend wants to do webcam shows and all the rest of the stuff that comes along with it. Yes, she has a friend too. Now I have three girls ready to get to work and make us some money.

Today, I'm sitting and writing a general contract and suddenly, the most genius money making idea I've ever had hits me. As one of the terms of the girl's contractual obligation, she has to find at least one other girl for me to sign. So, for every girl I sign, I pay them $100 for referring the girl and that girl has to bring me another one. I'm not a calculator, but I know if I get ten girls talking for an hour per day, charging customers $1.00 per minute, that adds up to $600 per day. The thing is, I would have different contracts with each of them. I get a minimum of 50% from each girl. If you do the math, that's $30 per girl times 10 girls, and that's just from phone calls. I won't even get into the monthly fan club billing, web store sales, and webcam charges.

Conclusion
I just may be a cyber pimp, but I'd prefer to call myself a smart business man. As long as all parties involved are happy, I don't see anything wrong with it, but there is still that negative conotation behind the word pimp that bothers me just a little. Hopefully, I'll have everything up and running within the next two weeks and we'll know whether I'm just another pimp or a business man that had a slight stroke of genius.

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Published by etnad0

I am a small business owner with a lot of free time on my hands. I have a weird sense of humor and can be sarcastic at times. If you like my work, add me to your favorites.  View profile

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