From the True Sense
Fat ass could never marry a Muslim or Jew
Because going down on her
Would be eating pork
From the true sense
Because going down on her
Made an alcoholic fall into seizures
From the true sense
This sloppy, lazy sow
Made an alcoholic fall into seizures
With her crusty skin folds
This sloppy, lazy sow
During hog killing, she should hide
With her crusty skin folds
Welcome to the slaughter house
During hog killing, she should hide
That's why she can't live in the rural south
Welcome to the slaughter house
To be rendered for her lard
That's why she can't live in the rural south
An Eskimo may see her
To be rendered for her lard
Her favorite is all butter anything
An Eskimo may see her
Then harpoon her 577 lb ass
Her favorite is all butter anything
With a triple thick vanilla milkshake
Harpoon her 577 lb ass
The fried chicken man would go into mourning
With a triple thick vanilla milkshake
Her ideal life
The fried chicken man would go into mourning
For losing his greatest customer
Her ideal life
Would be eating pork
That's why
Fat ass could never marry a Muslim or Jew
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