Fun with the Republicans

Well now Taz has gone into politics as of late and feels that the Democratic Party is to blame for everything wrong in this country. I will be honest I don't know a whole lot about politics but I do try to keep up with some of the hot topic issues. I have a few observations about the Republican Party that I would like to share with you and maybe some facts that you were unaware of.

1. Pee Wee Herman, Charlie Manson and Taz are Republicans.
2. All Republicans smell funny which really blows me away sense they think their shit doesn't stink.
3. Republicans were responsible for the collapse of the Ming Dynasty.
4. The average age of a Republican is 102, Taz being on the higher side.
5. When dining out, Republicans like to use "trickle down economics". They let their check trickle down to the next table.
6. All Republicans are puppy kickers. Boo Hiss!!
7. No Republicans have ever been to the Super Bowl or World Series. They're not allowed.
8. No Republicans have ever been sentenced to death. They just wouldn't hear of it.
9. Republicans buy all their clothes at the Salvation Army. Kmart and Wal-Mart are too expensive.
10. If you want to know ANY fact in the world, just ask a Republican before he sobers up and forgets he knows it all.

Now I've had a little fun with Taz and the Republican Party and none of the above facts are true with the exception of Taz's age. All kidding aside, I don't care what party you choose to affiliate yourself with as long as the goals are the same; to make this a better country to live in. You can find fault with any party if you try hard enough. Whether you're Republican, Democrat, Green, or Independent you should try to choose the candidates that have the same goals as you and to hell with party lines.

This is just my opinion and I'm never wrong.