Funniest Get Him to the Greek Quotes by Russell Brand

Russell Brand plays the part of Aldous Snow in the comedy film "Get Him to the Greek". From the very start of the movie, he has some of the funniest lines. Of course, in addition to the writing of Nicholas Stoller, Russell Brand's own sense of comic timing and British accent are a huge part of what makes the lines funny. Here are several of the funniest Get Him to the Greek quotes by actor Russell Brand:

Get Him to the Greek Quotes: Phone Calls

This Get Him to the Greek quote by Russell Brand is where his character is talking about the inspiration behind his song African Child.

Aldous Snow: I was watching the news one day and I saw footage about war in... I think it was Darfur or Zimbabwe or Rwanda... One of them... And I just thought 'this isn't right.' And I made some phone calls and it turns out it isn't!

Get Him to the Greek Quotes: African White Space Christ

This funniest Get Him to the Greek quote by Russell Brand is from the scene where rockstar Aldous Snow is showing off his costume for his African Child music video.

Aldous Snow: When I put together this costume I said 'imagine an African white Christ from space. And this is what they came back with. An African white space Christ. That's just the concept. Obviously, I'm not saying I'm an African white space Christ. That'd be ridiculous. That's not for me to say. That's for other people. That's for other people to say if they think I'm like Jesus.

Get Him to the Greek Quote: Monogamy

The dialogue takes place between actors Russell Brand and Jonah Hill. Jonah Hill plays the character Aaron. One of the funniest parts about this quote was the way Russell Brand says 'monogamy' in the film.

Aldous Snow: I labored under the myth of monogamy for seven years with Jackie and it was pointless.
Aaron: So you only slept with Jackie?
Aldous Snow: No, I slept with other people but I always told her about it. Monogamy!

Get Him to the Greek Quote: Behind the Curtain

The following Get Him to the Greek Quote is not in the theatrical version but it is highlighted in one of the funniest trailers for the film. It seems to take place after Russell Brand has gotten Jonah Hill drunk.

Aldous Snow (to Aaron): I feel like I'm seeing behind the curtain, and behind the curtain is this sweaty little drunk idiot covered in puke.