Funniest Jim Carrey Quotes: His Top Ten Best Funny Quotations & Sayings

Jim Carrey's personal quotes can often be just like his movie quotes; they are just plain funny. His funniest quotations will have you laughing until your sides hurt. His funniest personal quotes know no boundaries. They include some hilarious thoughts on women, the scripts he receives and on marriage. Here are Jim Carrey's top ten best funny quotations and sayings.

Jim Carrey quote on women

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

Jim Carrey, the stalker

"Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them."

Show me the money

"There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'"

Eww.. This scripts smells like...

"It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with."

Quote on who's got the power

"One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again."

Jim Carrey's talking, but his lips aren't moving

"Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his a$$."

Jim Carrey quote on his chances of winning at the 1998 Golden Globes Awards

"It's insane. I mean, Jack Nicholson , Dustin Hoffman, Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Kline--I don't see how I can lose."

Jim Carrey quote on religion

"Like most Catholic boys, I wanted to be Jesus Christ. I could never get the turn-the-other-cheek thing down, though."

So funny it hurts

"I just want to be killer funny. You know kick ass piss in your pants run out of the theatre and rip you dick off and throw yourself into traffic funny!"

A "smashmouth" wedding

"If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams"

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