Funniest Megamind Movie Quotes

The following are some of the best quotes from the animated movie by voice actors Tina Fey, Will Ferrell, David Cross, and Jonah Hill.

Funny Quotes by voice actress Tina Fey

Tina Fey voices the news reporter character of Roxanne Richie. She is kidnapped in the movie by Megamind as way to get to the town's hero Metroman. During the movie, Megamind falls in love with Roxie though.

Roxanne Richie: "His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean. " This was said during a newscast about Metroman.

Roxanne Richie: "Can someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card? " Said sarcastically after she was kidnapped.

Roxanne Richie: "Oh Bernard, I didn't know you had feelings... " Said to Megamind who is pretending to be Bernard. Funny because it's one of those back-hand compliments.

Funny Quotes by voice actor Will Ferrell

Will Ferrell plays the title character in the movie.

Megamind: "Not now Minion, I'm in a heated existential discussion with this dead-eyed plastic desk toy. "

Megamind: "Why do I feel so mell-lonka-lee? ...Unhappy?" Funny because of how he pronounces the world melancholy.

Bernard: " I did my best but he's too fantastic." Said about Megamind by Megamind who is pretending to be Bernard.

Funny Situational Movie Quotes

Megamind: Ok, there's no way she'll find the secret entrance.
Roxanne: Ah! There's a doormat here that says 'secret entrance'.

(Megamind) handing him a small leotard: Hal, I think you're ready for this...
Hal: Do I have a son?!
(Megamind): No, you make me laugh... it stretches; it's for you.

Voice actorDavid Cross as Minion: I'll just pack my thing and go. Well, good luck on your date.
Megamind: I will!
Minion: That doesn't even make any sense!
Megamind: I know!

Megamind: "Oh, my giant blue head! " After accidentally banging his head on the car windshield.

Hal: " Is this a robbery because the lady across the hall has way better stuff than me?!"

Funny Quotes by voice actor Jonah Hill

Jonah Hill voices the character Hal who plays a cameraman and has a crush on Tina Fey's character.

Hal: "And wrap that up and give it to a child for Christmas because we're done." Said after Roxie finished her news report.

Hal: " I think a bee flew up my nose. "

Hal to Roxanne: "That was weird for everybody because you accidentally hugged him instead of me. " Said after Roxie hugs Bernard but not Hal.

Hal: " I'll leave t he door unlocked in case you want to check on me." Said to his crush Roxie.

Hal: "Could this day get anymore funtastic?!" Said after he has a series of unfortunate incidents.

Hal: "You're so naïve Roxie. You see good in everybody even when it's not there. You're living a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny. There is no Tooth Fairy. And there is no Queen of England. This is the real world and you need to wake up."

Movie Quotes Source: Megamind movie written by Alan J. Schoolcraft and Brent Simons.