Funniest Quotes from "Jersey Shore Season 2"

Some of the years funniest quotes came from "Jersey Shore Season 2," and this show guarantees to prove it is hilarious for seasons to come. This show is a train wreck; you don't want to look, but you can't look away. It keeps millions of people waiting every week for the next disastrous episode. Here is a list of the funniest quotes from "Jersey Shore Season 2."

1. Pauly's blowout has inspired and astounded many people; this hairstyle could easily be known as his trademark. The first day at work in an ice-cream parlor, the manager comments about his hair. This is Pauly's natural reply.

"My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike... it doesn't move! What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?"

2. In season 1 of "Jersey Shore," Vinny came down with a notorious case of pink eye. In the following season he has some eye irritation again, and he visits the eye doctor. It turns out to be nothing to worry about, but Pauly has a hypothesis concerning the cause of Vinny's eye condition.

"Your eyebrows are so bushy that they collect so much more bacteria than normal eyes would."

3. During the end of Angelina's stay in this season, she happens to accidently leave a dirty pad on the floor in the bathroom. Mike realizes it is Angeline who left it on the floor, and he has some choice words for her.

"Shut your mouth you dirty little hamster."

Her reply also warrants recognition.

"You look like Popeye on crack."

4. The group buys lobsters one night for dinner, and Snooki and Jenny are upset about killing the lobsters because they are alive. They steal a lobster and attempt to keep it as a pet, but Snooki is not sure what lobsters eat.

"I'm not sure what lobsters eat, but I think they eat like insects or something ... so I was gonna feed them worms."

5. One of the funniest quotes on "Jersey Shore" just happened to coincide with one of the funniest fights this season. Snooki and Angelina are having a knock down, poof pulling brawl, and Ronni comes in as sports announcer with this hilarious quote.

"Standing in one corner, 4 foot 9, 2 inches w/the poof, 'Snooki' Polizzi... standing in the other corner at 322 lbs, the Staten Island Dump."

"Jersey Shore" is a reality television show that depicts what you get when you put a bunch of guidos and guidettes in a house on the beach and provide them with copious amounts of alcohol. The combination of four scantily clad guidettes, four overly tanned and toned guys, a Jacuzzi, many taxis, and a strip of nightclubs promises gasped filled moments of excitement and Jerry Springer style laughs. Season 2 is now over, but stay tuned for Season 3; it is guaranteed to be ground breaking.

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