Funniest Quotes from " the Vampire Diaries"

"The Vampire Diaries" is currently in its second season on the CW network. It airs Thursday nights at 8 PM. It is a show about vampire brothers Stefan and Damon Salvatore and the woman they both love, Elena Gilbert. While most people may not think of the show as having funny moments, fans of the show know that is not true. Amidst all the action, the drama and the love triangles are some real laugh out loud moments. Various members of the cast have funny lines that simply bring a smile to your face. This article will detail the funniest quotes over season one and season two.

Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!

Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.

Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.

Caroline: Hey, how come you don't sparkle?

Damon: Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.

Caroline: Yeah, but you go in the sun.

Damon: I have a ring, it protects me. It's complicated.

Damon (walks in on Elena and Stefan in bed): If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.

Stefan: I'm starving.

Elena: Spending a day with your jealous ex will do that.

Caroline: You're gonna be 70 and in diapers and he's still gonna be smokin' hot.

Caroline: So you're saying now I'm an insecure, neurotic control freak... on crack?

Stefan: Maybe they're ninja turtles. Or Zombies. Werewolves.

Damon: This is reality, and there's no such thing as werewolves.

Damon (speaking to Stefan): Are you worried that all the forest animals will band together and fight back? After all, they talk.

Stefan: I'm really sorry that it won't be of any help with your diabolical plan: the sequel.

Caroline: "Puppy with a tutu!"

Damon: I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't rufie me.

Damon: Have you been eating bunnies?

Caroline: "Do you really think it's a good idea for him to tell his mom he's a werewolf? That Werewolf Road leads straight to Vampire Boulevard."

Damon: "Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliché of it all makes me itch."

Caroline: "Now you want me to eat bunnies, and I'm kind of freaking out!"

Katherine: "Mason you should have been here an hour ago"

Damon: "Wrong boy toy."

Elena: "Have you ever been on a double date?"

Stefan: "In 1972, with Hef and the twins. I got Miss June."

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