Funniest and Unbelievable Toddler Quotes

Raising a toddler is a fun experience. My sister and I talk almost every day and usually it is about our kids. She has a two and a half year old baby girl and I have a 11 month old baby boy. My niece talks a lot and most of the times we end up laughing at what she comes up with almost all the time. I am wondering what will my little boy say when he starts talking. It is amazing what kids observe and funny that most of the times you cannot even imagine what they take from what is happening all around.

I am sure these unbelievable funniest toddler quotes from my niece will make you laugh out loud too.

Quote 1:

Background: My sister's family just returned from Disney world, Florida and my niece got autographs from the Princesses there. A week back she saw the movie Princess and the Frog and she did hear the story of Princess and frog couple of times earlier. Like every toddler girl she has started pretending she is a princess when she wears a really beautiful outfit.

My niece is dancing all around wearing a beautiful pink dress and saying I am a princess. Her dad comes back from office and as a ritual whenever he comes back she comes running and gives him a kiss. That day she didn't come. Her dad says, come one sweetie give me a kiss, Daddy is here. She says, but I need a FROG to kiss, not you. I am a Princess. I can't kiss you.

Quote 2:

Background: Coming from a conservative culture, parents usually don't kiss each other in front of children in our family. My brother-in-law and my sister they kiss whenever my brother-in-law goes out, usually for work or travel.

One Sunday afternoon, my niece was playing and unaware that their toddler daughter is watching they kissed. My niece says Daddy, why are you going to Office? You said it is Sunday and you will be home.

(My sister and brother-in-law were not aware that all along their daughter knew they kissed when he left for work. Parents, watch out your toddler is more aware than you think.)