Funny Anti-Valentine's Day Quotes
Relationship Quotes
Love Quotes for Anti-Valentine's Day
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. Matt Groening.
A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this one question: "Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?" Ronnie Shakes.
Marriage Quotes for Anti-Valentine's Day
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. Rodney Dangerfield.
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. Lewis Grizzard.
If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice. Estelle Getty
Personally I know nothing about sex because I have always been married. Zsa Zsa Gabor.
Marriage is a wonderful invention. But then again, so is the bicycle repair kit. Billy Connolly.
I will not cheat on my wife. Because I love my house. Chas Elstner
Sex Quotes for Anti-Valentine's Day
I went to bed with a model. Not bragging or anything; it took me all night to glue it together. Buzz Nutley.
You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither. Steve Martin.
The difference between sex for money and sex for free is sex for money usually costs a lot less. Brendan Behan.
Dating Quotes for Ant-Valentine's Day
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? Rita Rudner.
The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him. Richard Jeni.
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. Gary Shandling.
Quotes about Men and Women for Anti-Valentine's Day
If a man tells you he likes to go for long walks, it means he doesn't own a car. If he says he enjoys romantic dinners at home, it means he's broke. Paula Bell.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner.
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