Funny Barry Munday Quotes

"Barry Munday" is a funny movie about a man (actor Patrick Wilson) who is told he impregnated a women (actress Judy Greer) whom he can't remember. Actors Patrick Wilson and Judy Greer were able to take a funny script and make it better by their performances in the film. The following funny quotes and moments are from the movie written and directed by Chris D'Arienzo. (Note: Some of the quotes have been edited to lessen the crude language).

Funny Movie Lines

Patrick Wilson as Barry Munday: Children... they smell and grow up to hate you and take your money.

Barry Munday (to his friend wearing fringe): You look great. Like a red car wash.

Funny Reaction Quotes

Barry Munday: I got you a drink. It's virgin.
Judy Greer as Ginger: Very funny Barry, what do you want from me?

Barry Munday: How's the drink?
Ginger: It's awful and this straw is ridiculous.

Barry Munday: So how far along are you?
Ginger: Well, on February 11, your little sperm army stormed my pink beach so you can count the days.

Ginger: So don't ask me why but my parents want to meet you. They want you to come to dinner tomorrow night. ...It's stupid so, I mean it's not my idea so if you don't want to go I'll just tell them that you don't want to go and that'll be the end of it.
Barry Munday: I'll go.
Ginger: My parents won't like you.

Funny Ginger (Judy Greer) Quotes

Doctor: Hey Ginger, how are we feeling?
Ginger: Well, my feet are swollen, I pee two thousand times a day, I haven't taken a sh*t since Tuesday, and my nipples are like black.

Barry Munday: So if the baby only gets one name, why do you get to decide?
Ginger: Why... Because this baby's in me, not you. Because every minute I'm making a human being, not you. And because my (breasts) feel like two Ziplock bags of dried-up oatmeal, do yours?

Funny Quotes from Awkward Moments

Barry Munday: Ginger, I don't mean to offend but are you totally, one hundred percent, absolutely, posi-teevo sure that the baby's mine?
Ginger: You little sh*teater...

Barry Munday: I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but that dress doesn't do you justice.
Ginger: That's interesting Barry. You didn't seem to have a problem with the dress the night you pulled it off my body and had sex with me.

Barry Munday: Oh, I read online that it was possible for doctors to identify patients by their vaginas... I was just curious?
Doctor: Good luck to you son.
Barry Munday: Yeah, it's not important.