Funny Dilemma Movie Quotes

The Dilemma is a movie about a guy (Vince Vaughan) who is put into a tough situation after he discovers his best friend's wife (Winona Ryder) kissing another man (Channing Tatum).

Funny Vince Vaughan Dilemma Movie Quotes

Vince Vaughan plays the character Ronny in The Dilemma.

Ronny: Martin Luther King, he may have had a dream but he never danced to it.

Ronny: Ladies and Gentlemen, electric cars -- they're totally gay. It's true. I don't mean homosexual gay. But I do mean '˜your parents are the chaperone at the dance' gay.

Ronny: The Nissan Spit. The Hyundai Pomegranate. The Chevy Fingerprint. The 1970 Hemi Cuda -- Took more virginities than Francis Albert Sinatra.

Ronny (upon waking up): Please give me a minute. I don't know where I'm at.

Ronny to Zip (after killing his fish): Maybe you should be compensated for that? You should be compensated for that. I can't put a price on that because that's a friend. Although you can't pet it. But what would the fish do? The fish doesn't want this.

Ronny: I'm telling the truth. I'm in a circle.

Funny Vince Vaughan Dilemma Dialogue

Ronny: I'm sorry I don't mean to make you uncomfortable. I'm not a pervert or anything.
Girl on train: That's too bad.

Funny Queen Latifah Dilemma Movie Quotes

Susan: I want to have sex with your words.

Funny Kevin James Dilemma Movie Quotes

Kevin James plays the character Nick whose wife is cheating on him.

Nick: I've thrown up four times in the last two days which doesn't make any sense because I haven't eaten in three so I don't even know where it's coming from.

Funny Channing Tatum Dilemma Movie Quotes

Zip: You're completely out of control! Don't get me wrong, I'd like to party with you and get high with you. But you're insane!

Quotes Source: The Dilemma movie written by Allan Loeb.