Funny Due Date Movie Quotes by Zach Galifianakis
Movie Lines Said by Ethan Trembley
Funny Zach Galifianakis Due Date Quotes
Ethan trying to convince Peter to ride with him: I've got a really great personality once you get to know me... I've got 90 friends on Facebook. 12 of them are pending, but I've got 90 friends.
Ethan after speeding off when Peter tried to get in the car: JK. LOL. HI... Hop in.
Ethan: I once ate a foot-long corndog on a nude beach. I'll never do that again.
Ethan: When you lose your virginity? ...I was nine years old. Great gal... great gal... Sheila Pimples...
Ethan to Peter: I didn't want to play this card so early, but guess what? Guess who's go the Subaru Impreza? Me! Guess who's got all the money? Me! Guess who's got a winning personality? Me! What do you have? You have a nice hairline, fine. You have a strong jaw, fine. But I gotta tell you something, mister, your personality needs some work.
Ethan on a dealer for his 'medical marijuana': She's very legitimate. I found her on Craigslist.
Ethan: I'm not an accountant Peter. I'm not even Jewish.
Ethan: Of course I'm an adult; I'm 23 years old.
Peter: You are the most shot-out 23 year old I've ever seen!
Peter: Shakespeare. Heard of him?
Ethan: Yes, I've heard of him. He's a famous pirate. By the way, (it's) Shakesbeard!
Ethan on the Grand Canyon: Are you sure? I could have sworn it was man-made. ...I know it's not the Hoover Dam; it was built by the Pilgrims.
Ethan giving a eulogy: Dad, you were like a father to me...
Ethan, after accidentally shooting Peter: I didn't think it was loaded. I'm so embarrassed.
Movie Quotes Source: Due Date movie, written by Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland, Adam Sztykiel, and Todd Phillips.
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