Funny Famous Facts

John is a slave and Morgan Freeman

I eat natural french fries and John McCain

For insuring his car, Arnold uses Geico and Ben Affleck

Everybody knows that Trevor is calm and Oscar Wilde

They can't decide on a bed size; Emma wants queen and Larry King

From "Different Strokes" I like Arnold and Bruce Willis

Ashton wants less and Demi Moore

Kevin gives all while Mel Gibsom

Sammy watches NBC and Michael Fox

They like tennis balls from different brands, Sean Penn and Owen Wilson

Their behavior is so different, they're just opposite: Criss Angel and Matt Damon

Shampoo is important; I only use "Fantastic" Head & Shoulders and "Magic" Johnson

Mike likes ballet, but not Oprah

It has come to my attention that George improves but Ellen DeGeneres

Maria describes herself as runner and Paul Walker

Linda prefers charts and Steffi Graff

Homer just calls him Bart, but Jessica Simpson

The plant sets in fire, and Montgomery Burns (this is the best!!)

When picking a flower, Sheila will choose orchid while Axel Rose

They're taste in sandwiches varies: Gabriel eats ham and Kevin Bacon

Laura collects spades and Brooke Shields

Jay whishes and Stevie Wonder

They don't care about race: Will is Black and Barry White

David loves Toyota and Harrison Ford

Rose wilts while Gin Blossoms

Keith opens doors and Bill Gates

Joseph studied physics and Grace Anatomy

When going on vacation, Maria goes south and Kanye West

The Barbies are girls and The Beastie Boys

Babies will go from Boyz II Men

When choosing a snack, I rather eat Skittles than Eminem

The California State Zoo has a blind lion and a Def Leppard

In the Chinese horoscope, Pat is rat and Sheryl Crow

If I have to go to that meeting, then U2

The SAT doesn't lie: Joe is dumb and Maxwell Smart

For tonight's dinner, Britney cooked potatoes and Condoleezza Rice

Sabrina has sisters and Jonas Brothers

When investing, Michael buys stocks and Barry Bonds

Beer for everyone! Bill drinks Budweiser and Hillary Duff

They couldn't agree. John said "Oh! Yes!" and Yoko Ono

They are from different generations. Paul is old and Neil Young

Liz envies Lionel, because she is poor and Lionel Richie

Are you kidding me? Brian sucks but Chris Rocks!

They assigned the chores of the house. Lara washed the dishes while David Cook