Funny Father's Day Quotes

With Father's Day just around the corner, it's time to sit back and reflect on some of the funniest Father's Day quotes ever made. These funny Father's Day quotes come from a mix of well known celebrities, and a few not-so-well known sources. Either way, the result is quotes that will make you laugh.

Use these funny Father's Day quotes inside Father's Day cards, scrapbook pages, or just share them with others. Remember that in parenting a sense of humor is your best weapon!

"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope." - Bill Cosby

"The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get." - Tim Russert

"It is a wise child that knows his own father." - Homer Simpson

"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years." - Mark Twain

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis." - Jack Handy

"I have always had the feeling I could do anything and my dad told me I could. I was in college before I found out he might be wrong." - Ann Richards

"My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too." - Peter De Vries

"To be a successful father, there's one absolute rule; when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years." - Ernest Hemingway

"A father carries pictures where his money used to be." Anonymous

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say, "Yeah? When?" - Bill Hicks

"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong." - Charles Wadsworth

"Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough." - Wilhelm Busch

"A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be." - Carol Coats

"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards." - Robert Orben

"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected." Red Buttons

　

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http://www.comedy-zone.net/quotes/seasonal/fathers-day.htm
http://blessingsforlife.com/history/fatherquotes.htm