Funny Fortune Cookie Messages

Most of us like to open and read the messages tucked inside the fortune cookies we get after a lovely meal. They are fun, funny and sometimes they can also be weird, wacky and downright scary. Here are some funny fortune cookie messages for you to enjoy!

Go back to bed. Stay there.

Sun always shines after a downpour.

You will lose something important. You will be missed.

Fortune may smile on you. See dentist soon.

Be kind and beware.

Your day is set. Be flexible.

Good fortune falls. Don't go outside today.

You will have a good week. Enjoy. It will not last.

A long and happy life is yours. Do not stay in one place too long.

Stop hurrying. Be quick to count your blessings.

You will not have a long life if you have a short fuse.

Carry your troubles on your head. Bow to honor.

Embrace joy and slap evil. Avoid violence.

Laugh and love lightly. You may need to lose weight.

Speak softly. Loudness attracts anger.

Rain will fall and you need new umbrella.

A tall and dark stranger will come into your life soon. Ignore them.

When winds of misfortune blow, go inside.

Do not look up tomorrow. You will feel a bit down.

Reward yourself. Resist temptation.

When the sun shines, you may get burned.

You will become rich. In humor.

Stay away from windows. It is time to clean house.

Use caution with telephones. It is time to call a friend.

Lightning may strike many times before you see the light.

You will be blessed. Go to church soon.

You will marry well. See a doctor soon.

Count your blessings and your burden will be small.

Reach out for love. Avoid touching others today.

You fall hard but land softly. Buy insurance soon.

Look forward not back. Only your shadow is following you.