Funny Gnomeo & Juliet Quotes

"Gnomeo & Juliet" is an animated film featuring garden gnomes that is a reworking of the classic story of Romeo & Juliet. The two lead characters are voiced by actors Emily Blunt (Juliet) and James McAvoy (Gnomeo). Other voices in the movie include Michael Caine (Lord Redbrick) and Ashley Jensen (Nanette). The movie was written by Kelly Asbury, Mark Burton, Kevin Cecil, Emily Cook, Kathy Greenberg, Andy Riley, and Steve Hamilton Shaw.

Most of the lines and dialogue below are better when viewed in context of the film so don't discount the movie based on these quotes alone if you don't find the humor in them. I must admit that I'm biased though because I find anything actresses Emily Blunt and Ashley Jensen do to be funny.

Funny Quote - Can't Go

Gnomeo: I can't go.

Juliet: I know how you feel.

Gnomeo: No, really. I'm stuck.

Funny Quote - Delicate

Michael Caine as Lord Redbrick: Now back to where you belong.

Juliet: I can't just stay tucked away on this pedestal all my life.

Lord Redbrick: Don't you see, when will you realize you're delicate?!

Juliet: I'm not delicate!

(kicks a rose which lands in the Nanette's mouth)

Ashley Jensen as Nanette (taking rose out of mouth): She's definitely not delicate.

Funny Quote - Hat

Juliet (monologue): Oh Gnomeo, oh Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father's? Or green like a leprechaun? Or purple like, um... like, uh... like some weird guy? I mean, what's in a Gnome? Because you're blue my father sees red, and because I'm red, I'm feeling blue.

Funny One-Liners

Juliet: Oh my giddy-aunt!

Gnomeo: Let's go kick some grass!

Funny Quote - Details

Nanette: I need details! And go slowly. Is he totally gorgeous?

Juliet: Totally.

Nanette: Does he have a nice rotund belly?

Juliet: Well, let's call it sturdy.

Nanette: And, is there...

Juliet: His hat is, um...

Nanette: Big and pointy?

Juliet: And, you know, I suppose in a certain light, you might say it looks sort of... blue.

Nanette: ...Blue. ...Ah, this is one of your little jokes! Hahahahaha - No. I don't get it?

Funny Quote- Fantastic

Nanette: Oh Juliet, this is fantastic!

Juliet: Is it?

Nanette: It's doomed!

Juliet: What?!