Funny Green Hornet Quotes

"The Green Hornet" is comic book style action-adventure film starring Seth Rogen and John Cho. Seth Rogen plays the lead as Britt Reid aka The Green Hornet. Jay Cho plays The Green Hornet's sidekick Kato. Cameron Diaz also co-stars as their secretary, Lenore Case. And Christoph Waltz plays their crime enemy Chudnofsky. The Green Hornet was written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg.

Funny Green Hornet Movie Quotes - Take My Hand Quote

John Cho as Kato: We'll need a car.
Britt Reid: Hells yes, we'll need a car.
Kato: Some weapons and armor.
Britt Reid: Cool rims. Spinning rims.
Kato: I can do that.
Britt Reid: Kato, I want you to take my hand. I want you to come with me on this adventure.
Kato: I go with you, but I don't want to touch you.
Britt Reid: Ok, you don't have to take my hand but will you come with me on this adventure?
Kato: Ok.
Britt Reid: Yes.

Funny Green Hornet Movie Quotes - Mastermind Scene

Kato and Britt enter Lenore's place wearing their masked costumes and immediately Lenore begins to attack them with an umbrella.

Kato and Britt Reid: Lenoir! Lenoir! Stop!
Lenore Case: How do you guys know my name?
Britt Reid: It's us. Me.
Lenore Case: You! What the hell are you guys doing? You are criminals! You're criminals, oh my god...
Britt Reid: We're helping people.
Lenore Case: Why do you keep asking me to do research on The Green Hornet when you are the Green Hornet?
Britt Reid: We don't know what we're doing, we need you to help us, don't you see you're the mastermind?!
Lenore Case: What??
Officer: (knocks on the door) This is the police, please open up.
Britt Reid: (whispering while he and Kato hide) Don't screw us... We were trying to be good people.
Lenore Case: Hello officer, can I help you?
Officer: We're looking for two masked men. Have you seen anything?
Lenore Case: Yeah, of course.
Officer: Really?
Lenore Case: Yeah they're all over the news, all the time.

Funny Green Hornet Movie Quotes - Suit Quote

Edward Furlong as Tupper: Look, trust me, a grown man wearing a mask is a little scarier than a guy wearing a suit.
Christoph Waltz as Chudnofsky: You're not pleased with my suit? Does it fail to fill you with fear?
Edward Furlong as Tupper: Sorry, I didn't mean to disrespect.
Christoph Waltz as Chudnofsky: Do you have any idea how many great people have killed in a suit?

Funny Green Hornet Movie Quotes - Swiss Army Knife Quote

Britt Reid to Kato: You know what you are? You're a human Swiss army knife.

Funny Green Hornet Movie Quotes - Gas Gun Scene

Britt Reid to Kato: What's this?
Kato: It's a gas gun.
Britt Reid: A gas gun? How does it even work? (Accidentally fires it into his face and passes out onto the floor).