Funny Gullivers Travels Quotes from the Jack Black Movie

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Colt Kingston
"Gulliver's Travels" is a 2010 adventure comedy film starring Jack Black as Lemuel Gulliver. It is an adaptation from the Jonathan Swift book. In the film, his character accepts a writing assignment on the Bermuda triangle, but ends up as the only giant on and island known as Liliput instead. The movie cast also features Emily Blunt, Billy Connolly, Jason Segel, Chris O'Dowd, and Amanda Peet.

Writers of the movie include Joe Stillman and Nicholas Stoller. Joe Stillman was a writer on the Shrek films and Nicholas Stoller had recent success as a screenwriter for the 2010 comedy Get Him to the Greek. Some of their most funny moments in the film come from the following eight lines and dialogue scenes.

No. 1 Funny Gulliver's Travels Quotes

Queen Isabelle: I wanted a bracelet, not a great big hairy beast.

No. 2 Funny Gulliver's Travels Quotes

Amanda Peet as Darcy Silverman: I had no idea you wrote... So who are your influences?

Jack Black as Lemuel Gulliver: Shakespeare... The hot mom who wrote Twilight.

No. 3 Funny Gulliver's Travels Quotes

Queen Isabelle: Were you the President?

Emily Blunt as Princess Mary: Well, of course he was mother! Look at him, he's the most powerful gentleman in all the land. So sorry if mother embarrassed you.

Jack Black as Lemuel Gulliver: Nah, nah... It's a common mistake to not think I was president.

Billy Connolly as King Theodore: Were you a victorious president?

Lemuel Gulliver: Yeah I was a pretty victorious.

Queen Isabelle: Noble as well?

Lemuel Gulliver: Yeah I was super noble. I was actually known as President the Awesome.

No. 4 Funny Gulliver's Travels Quotes

Jack Black as Lemuel Gulliver: Don't freak little peeps, this one's on me.

No. 5 Funny Gulliver's Travels Quotes

Jack Black as Lemuel Gulliver: Next time you see her just tell her... 'I'm really into you. I've got a lot of things going on. I'd like you to be one of them.'

No. 6 Funny Gulliver's Travels Quotes

Emily Blunt as Princess Mary: Don't you miss your subjects, and the White House, and the Millennium Falcon?

Jack Black as Lemuel Gulliver: Yeah... But vice president Yoda can run things without me for awhile.

No. 7 Funny Gulliver's Travels Quotes

Billy Connolly as King Theodore: How are we to believe anything you say?

Jack Black as Lemuel Gulliver: Because my word is my bond. ...This time.

No. 8 Funny Gulliver's Travels Quotes

Jack Black as Lemuel Gulliver: What do you hope to get out of being in the mail-room?

Dan: I hope to get out of being in the mail-room.

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  • Renaissance Woman1/2/2011

    "It's a common mistake to not think I was president." -- Great!

  • Lisa Mason12/25/2010

    Great article; Merry Christmas!

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