Funny Halloween Phrases, Expressions, Quotes

Halloween is the perfect excuse for children to do what may not be possible on any other day of the year. On Halloween, they can dress up in "pretty" costumes (for no particular reason), play scary pranks on their neighbors (without being disciplined), and consume as much sweet as they want (without a permission slip from their dentist). This makes up for the fact that the U.S. and UK do not officially observe Children's Day like the rest of the world. Let us enjoy this "scary day" with some amusing Halloween phrases, expressions, and quotes.

"If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes everyday of the year and not just on Halloween." Doug Coupland

"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me." Rodney Dangerfield

"Eat, drink and be scary." Anonymous

"Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to." Richard Harris Barham

"Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things." Dee Snider

"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls." George Carlin

"Where there is no imagination, there is no horror." Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween." Erma Bombeck

"If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost." Lloyd Douglas

"True love is like ghosts that everyone talks about but few have seen." Anonymous

"One need not be a chamber to be haunted; one need not be a house; the brain has corridors surpassing material place." Emily Dickinson

"Sometimes a good scare is what's needed in one's life." Simon Nguyen

"Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen. Voices whisper in the trees: Tonight is Halloween!" Dexter Kozen