Funny Halloween Tombstone Epitaphs

If you have decided to make homemade Halloween tombstones as part of your Halloween decorating, you will likely want some funny Halloween tombstone epitaphs to write on them. Here is a hilarious collection of funny Halloween tombstone epitaphs, as well as many funny tombstone names for Halloween. Select from any of the 30 funny Halloween tombstone sayings listed here.

If you have no plans to make a homemade Halloween tombstone, you can find other uses for these funny tombstone sayings. Consider using these funny tombstone sayings or funny tombstone names as part of your Halloween scrap booking. Use them for funny homemade Halloween greeting cards, in your Halloween poetry, or as a way to get a giggle on Halloween night.

Here Lies a man named Blake. He was bitten by his own pet snake.

I told you I was sick.

Here Lies Mr. Mere, got ran over by a John Deere.

Molly Hatchet. Got beat with a racket.

If you're reading this, you need to get a life.

Here Lies Roger Black. Choked to death on his favorite snack.

Cee U. Again

Here Lies My Good Friend Jim. He went in the lake but couldn't swim.

This will be you one day.

Barry M.E. Deep.

Here Lies Mr. Bean. Died from being too darn mean.

Here Lies The Pillsbury Dough Boy. He will rise again.

Here Lies a girl named Mandy. Choked to death on a piece of candy.

Ben Dismembered. May he rest in pieces.

Got worms?

Here lies none of your business.

Frank N. Stein

Molly Snare. Went in the woods and got ate by a bear.

Here Lies Michael Park. Made a tasty meal for a hungry shark.

Here Lies My Longtime Wife. Now that she's gone, I'm lovin' life!

Ima Goner.

Seymour Butts.

Here Lies Mr. Jones. Now he's just a bag of bones.

Here Lies Sally Blake. Died in the earthquake of 1908.

I may be dead, but you're ugly.

You may be alive, but I'm still better looking.

Into the earth shall I be. Keep off the grass, and stop walking on me!

Was to be married in one more hour. Slipped and fell and died in the shower.

Here Lies Candy Black. Died happy, flat on her back.

Have a safe and Happy Halloween everyone! If you decide to use any of the funny tombstone epitaphs or funny tombstone names listed here, let us know which one you selected. Remember to keep your Halloween headstones properly illuminated at night so people can see them in the dark.

　

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