Funny Hangover 2 Movie Lines by Bradley Cooper

Bradley Cooper is back as the character Phil in "The Hangover Part II". In both the first Hangover and in the sequel, most of the funny lines in the movie seem to go Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms. But Bradley Cooper does have a few movie lines that get a laugh from the audience. (Please be aware that the following contains spoilers).

Bradley Cooper's Funny Way with Words

Phil: "F*** that." This Hangover 2 movie line was in response to Stu (Ed Helms) suggesting that he floss more.

Phil: "F*** you man." After Stu tells him to put back his prescription pad that he is trying to sneak out of his dentist office.

Bradley Cooper the Answer Man

Phil: "Yeah actually. You're getting married in Thailand." Not that funny of a movie line out of context, but somewhat humorous in The Hangover 2 considering it's his answer to Stu asking if he had any other problems (with his teeth).

Phil: "I don't know. F***ing Asia Town." His response to Doug asking over the phone what city were they in.

Bradley Cooper and Stu

Phil: "Rice pudding, what are you doing?" This Hangover 2 movie line jokingly refers to Stu's soon to be father-in-law comparing Stu to white rice in water.

Phil: "Yeah, I just forget. It goes away. -- That might be harder to go away. But in time it will happen." Here, he is attempting to comfort Stu by telling him how he'll forget that he had sex with a man.

Bradley Cooper's Funny Observations

Phil: "So much for religious people. A bunch of bald assholes. -- Oh, and FYI, you may want to put some signs out that say '˜no talking' before you unleash your dragon." Said after being beaten by a monk for talking.

Phil: "Bullet just grazed my arm. 8 stitches. Just cost $6. How is that even possible?"

Phil: "We lost your little brother. Bangkok has him." The reference to Bangkok is a funny running line in The Hangover 2.

Source: The Hangover Part II movie written by Craig Mazin, Scot Armstrong, and Todd Phillips.